Whats wrong with the world?
_smoke break-

Rundown: Im still on CQ duty we have resorted to eating the weakest and sickest of our people. We have found NCO meat is actually much better than the wheat thins we have left to survive on.
Hours in: 19
Count down: 7 hours
Time: 2 am
Coffee consumed: "Officer I am not as thunk as you drink I am"

Subect matter: Drugs

Do you ever wonder why wonder bread is so good and you just won't buy the healthier brand of high fiber wheat? Your addicted. So look down on your neighborhood crackhead if you must, but just remember.... your hooked on wonderbread and just because thats socially acceptable its still not the better choice. Im just saying.
I don't do crack. I'm just saying.



Rundown:Being the weakest and smallest most untasty looking person here i am now the last survivor of the CQ cannible frenzy. They resorted to eating themselves alive. I have 0% body fat and there was nothing on me to eat. Bite that Darwin.

*Breaks out the Cheetos*

Hours:19 hrs 6 mins
Countdown till im free to go! 6 hours 54 mins.
Subject Matter: Reality shows

Why do people cry on survivor shows? Just once I wanna hear a survivor contestant cry over something substantial. "boo hoo, I busted my head jumping off a speeding boat and now I look stupid." Don't even cry. You DECIDED to jump right? Yea. You did. It's okay. We hoped you would because thats why we watch. We enjoy watching you suffer. Cry away~ I salute you survivor guy!! You make me laugh.

Brittney, Kev, Jessica, whatshis face... you guys make me laugh too, but I would laugh more if you did a sequel to your "just married shows" Like say if a camera followed you around during your divorce. Im just saying. I would watch that. For real. I would cancel plans to watch that. That would be like watching Jerry Springer and judge judy both at once. It would be genius. Im just saying.

Paris and Nicole need to never make a show again though. After one episode I lacked intestinal space to cram any more wasted tape. Yea, I said it. Your show was as unbearable as constipation is uncomfortable. I had to excuse myself to a bathroom. I'm pretty sure your show melts braincells at beyonce booty shaking speed and I would have sold you to postal carnies if you lived in MY house acting that stupid. No. Really. SOLD you. Maybe even on EBAY.

Nothing personal. You seem like nice people.






-smoke break-



Subject matter.
Talking Jesus Dolls.

I don't know how to feel about that.



Subject matter
Oj simpson.

If you didnt think he did it before.... read his new book.
Seriously. If your a guilty man aqquited of murder charges, why would you write a "hypothetical book" about How you WOULD do it, if you actually DID do it.

He should call his book "How I killed my wife and got off free then got rich off this book"



Okay. Okay.
Maybe he didnt do it. Maybe it was a postal carnie. Maybe. Im just saying.

I need some sleep. Im out!!!